Author Topic: My sexual identity story...  (Read 4153 times)

June 03, 2015, 04:55 PM
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MalloryWri

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

June 03, 2015, 05:03 PM
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pyro

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can we get a Kappa// for this story

June 03, 2015, 05:20 PM
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June 03, 2015, 05:40 PM
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June 03, 2015, 07:54 PM
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June 03, 2015, 07:54 PM
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June 03, 2015, 08:16 PM
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That's gay
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I like it

June 03, 2015, 08:40 PM
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June 03, 2015, 10:24 PM
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This thread just went full homo

June 03, 2015, 11:33 PM
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JinJayMan

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GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ROFL?

June 06, 2015, 12:22 PM
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Yea man, u got something against homosexuality? Fight me.