Not like any of you would ever get a girlfriend.

Well damn

Quote from: DrRoflcopter on October 10, 2015, 11:28 PM

Did someone shit in your bowl of cereal again?

Several times, in fact.

Sorry about that Connor... 

I know that everyone knows that the server is dying, but here is my post.

So as we all know the server is dying at a rapid rate.

1. Part of that is because of the staff (I am not pointing fingers) banning people on even suspecting them of ghosting and banning people if they leave with slays even if their game crashed.

2. The server just isn't anything special since it uses all the maps other servers use and there are no special addons (or whatever the hell you want to call them) on the server any more. On Old Beast (about a year ago) there was the bass cannon and a lot of other awesome stuff.

3. As I mentioned before the maps aren't anything special. The maps I see most often are all the dolls maps and all the 67th way maps.
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Here are the solutions to these problems.

1. Advertise that there is a new staffing hierarchy so if people didn't like old staff they now might think those people are gone. Also since it isn't really a secret, we need more mods so if we say staff needed people will apply and when they see they need 1 day they will play to get that time. Also don't ban people unless necessary.

2. Re-add the bass cannon and add a whole bunch of awesome stuff like that because even though it might take a while to join it will be worth the wait. Also get rid of dumb or rarely used addons like the goomba boots and the one that tells you when someone scanned your DNA off of a body.

3. I know the Nebs hates this idea, but put the server back to 24/7 Minecraft maps. It will attract little kids to the server and then they will get their parents to pay for ranks. Minecraft maps may suck, but they attract people.

These are just what I think is wrong with the server at the moment and some solutions. If anyone has anything add just post as a reply.

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Seems knowledgeable, but the responses to the judgement tests are not explained enough and the responses are not even a sentence.

-1 Racism.

Really it was a joke.

SteamID: STEAM_0:0:35416104
Name: Ethan
Age (13+): 14
Gender (Optional): Male
Time on Server: 2 days 4 hours 10 mins 30sec (At 9:07 EST on 9/14/15)
Why do you think you should be staff?: I believe that I should be staff because in the past week I have been on the server for about 15 hours. I have been staff on many other servers in many different games and I have never abused the powers.
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JUDGEMENT TEST
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A person RDM's a traitor and gets reported. He enters random letters and numbers to fill up the required text amount to get out of the menu. What do you do?:

If the person did do what was described above I would slay the RDMer for 2 rounds because that is the penalty on the server for inno RDM T.

An innocent gets RDM'd by another innocent. He enters a decent explanation but the other player doesn't forgive them. What do you do?:

If the situation unfolded I would ask for the help of other staff members and ask each of them what happened and then determine what I would do from there.

You see a staff member abusing his powers by slaying randomly, or kicking people for no reason, or because "He wants his friend in." What do you do?:

If this situation unfolded I would notify a higher ranking staff member like Nebula and then record it and upload it to the forums in a report.

There's a conflict between two staff members and it's getting heated, what do you do?:

I would tell them to call each other on Skype or use the Steam private voice chat to settle it so that the server can get on. I would also tell someone that is higher ranked than me.
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Agreements (Yes or No)
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I agree that there will be no payment made to me, and this is completely volunteer: Yes
I agree to make an uptime of at least 5 hour per week (If you are traveling or other, forum message xbeastguyx): Yes
I am just typing yes after everything: No
I agree to not disobey the rules due to my rank: Yes
I will abuse: No
I agree to ask upper staff when unsure: Yes

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Recommendations (If any, must be from current staff on the server)
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Espurr, but he is too lazy to document it.